How to get a freakin' blowjob

Stim ca toti si-ar dori asa ceva !!! Este ceva mult ravnit....o chestie abstracta

prin ceea ce provoaca dar ceva totusi extrem de simplu prin miscarile sale.....

si cu totii stim ca este vorba de BLOWJOB!!!

Multi dintre voi probabil se intreaba "Erm...So wtf is a blowjob?"

We dunno either so to help us all understand the concept of the tooth fairy, I mean blowjob

we made a little guide. Enjoy! ;)

1. Mananca un cactus asta ajuta la o respiratie proaspata datorita continutului bogat de TEPI ai cactusului

2. Pune-ti un pierce in sfarc . asta ajuta la atractie

3. Plimba-te pe firul de telefon , fa echilibristica si cazi!!!.... Prin asta dovedesti atractia ......pierceului tau ...asta te va ajuta pt a mentine o erectie mai lunga

4. Capseaza-ti testiculele de un carton si deseneaza un smile pe carton si scrie .... "Eu sunt Zorro!!" asta ajuta mai mult la artactie pt ca fetelor le place de Zorro

5. Dupa asta poti lua o aspirina si sa te duci in club , bei o votka aia face reactie cu aspirina si ti se inverzeste ..... asa vei pacali o fata[minora de altfel de cam 4-5 ani] cai ai un praz in pantaloni si vrei sa ti-l guste

Just kidding u didn't believe me, didn't you?

You did? What a loser! Just kidding...again...

So here's the real guide :

Blowjob Steps:

1.Take a bath

2.Look in the mirror and then take another bath

3.Go on a date with a blond stupid chick

4.Before going on the date always remember to take another bath

5.Take her to a nice place

6.Compliment her during the entire date

7.At the end walk her home

8.That's it

Your probably wonder where's the blow job part in this guide. The only thing I can say is :"Ur a nerd man! Only a nerd would search a guide for a blow job, I mean everyone knows how to get a blow job even people who don't even know what's a blow job!"

P.S. You should probably take another bath now, try washing your brain this time!
Oh and, if by any chance you do get a blowjob after following this guide, well that's because the blond stupid chick is most likely a gay dude and because of the vodka you were too drunk to notice. That's about it, just wanted to let you know.

Realizat de Mika & Ruzu!!